writing doodle - licensed to shop

Susan knew the best part of the day is when she saddled up her pack of dogs and go to the dog park after work.

For a long time the worst part of the day is when she got ready to go to the dog park.

Why?

There's always too much stuff to handle:
Bags for the 'gifts' the dogs leave behind.
Balls for her to retrieve after it has been slobbered upon.
Water bottle for the dogs because it tastes so much better from the bottle than from a bowl. (They never noticed that she refilled from a water fountain.)
Water bottle for her because she got thirsty chasing the dogs' balls.
Her purse and all of its contents.

It never failed that she didn't leave something behind that is crucial.  That is she turned her car into a dogmobile to reduce her own stress... no fancy insignia on the front, no cute bumper sticker, no frame around the license plate ... just a pack of wild dogs all trying to shout directions on the short journey from my house to the park.

All of the staples for a short outing was now stashed in the back of the van.

Except for three things: her cellphone, carkeys and driver's license.

Friday after an overlong week, she made sure her boss, Ed Mooney, was on the phone and didn't observe her leaving the building or she would never have gotten home at a decent hour.  Her part of the annual budget was done, printed, filed, and e-mailed to the executive committee.  She believed that poor planning on someone else's part didn't constitute an emergency on her part.  It was hard to enforce, but it sounded good.

Whenever her drive home was uneventful, the dogs made the evening eventful.  Sometimes it was hard to tell which was better:  other drivers she couldn't control or three wild beasts who didn't want to be controlled.

The beasts usually won.

Susan dropped her purse and keys in the foyer and let the dogs out of the kitchen.  After the effusive greeting and apologies for her tardiness, she removed her driver's license from her wallet and tucked it into her pocket.

She was less than five minutes to the park when her boss called needing her to come back.

There was never any arguing with the man. Ever.  And if the budget didn't get approved as drafted, she not only wouldn't get a salary increase, her job was in jeopardy.

No sooner had she made the u-turn than she was pulled over.

"May I see your license and registration?"

Perfect.  The perfect end to the perfect day.

She reached into her pocket and removed the hard plastic card and handed it to the officer. Then she leaned over to get the registration from the glove box.  It wasn't there, neither was her insurance card.  She had the old ones and both had been well chewed by the puppy.

He took the card, attached it to his clipboard, and returned to his vehicle.  He was back in less than three minutes.

"Ma'am, may I have your license?"

"Isn't that what I gave you, officer?"

"No."

He passed the card back to her, face up.  It was her Costco membership card.

"Perfect.  I'm licensed to shop but not to drive."

"Ma'ma, have you been drinking?"

No sooner had he said the words than her boss called, again.